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Showing posts with label monkey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label monkey. Show all posts

Thursday, March 16, 2023

Raging Pet Monkey Jumps on Oklahoma Woman in her Yard and 'Almost Rips Her Ear Off' in Traumatizing Experience

An Oklahoma woman was surprised to see a monkey outside her window on her front porch, trying to get into her house. The monkey was repeatedly pushing the button on her screen door until the button broke off, and she was trying to hold her door closed. When authorities arrived on the scene, she went outside and was attacked by her neighbor's pet monkey which almost "rips her ear off."

Vocal monkey
Image by Dmitriy Zub on Unsplash


A woman from Dickson, Oklahoma was traumatized by recent events involving her neighbor's pet monkey. She had never seen the monkey before it first appeared on her porch and the events that followed.

Brittany Parker: 'There's a Monkey on My Porch'

FOX 25 News reported that on Sunday, 12 March 2023, Brittany Parker was sitting inside her home in Dickson, Oklahoma when she noticed a monkey outside her window on her front porch. The monkey repeatedly pushed the button on her screen door until the button broke off. She was holding her screen door closed until authorities arrive on the scene.

Monkey on porch
Monkey on front porch; photo by Brittany Parker



Brittany told FOX 25 News what happened.
She said:
"I was sitting here in this exact spot and I looked out the window and there was a monkey looking at me," victim Brittany Parker said. "I took a second glance and said 'Oh my God! There is a monkey on the front porch.' The monkey was trying to get into my house," Parker said. "The little button that you push in on the screen door, he broke it off. I was literally hanging onto my door trying to hold it closed." -Brittany Parker, victim of monkey attack (Source: FOX 25 News)
Brittany Parker
Brittany Parker with bandage on ear; photo by FOX 25 News


After Dickson police arrive on the scene, Brittany went outside and was attacked by the monkey. It jumps on her back, viciously ripping out some of her hair, and almost ripped her ear off.
She said:
"He jumped up on my back and landed on my head," Parker said. "He started grabbing handfuls of hair and just ripped it out. He ripped my ear almost completely off of my head." -Brittany Parker, victim of monkey attack (Source: FOX 25 News)
Authorities searched the premises for the monkey.
New York Post reported that "the monkey belonged to an unidentified neighbor" and it "went missing for hours before a friend of Parker's reportedly shot it dead."
This is when Dickson Police on the scene searching for the monkey heard two gunshots and the monkey was killed.

They later found out that the monkey belonged to the neighbor.
After the traumatizing experience, she is now afraid to let her son play outside.
She said:
"My son loves to play outside," Parker said. "Do I let my child go outside and play? Do I worry every time we step outside if we are going to be attacked by something? It is very traumatizing. It is very scary." -Brittany Parker, victim of monkey attack (Source: FOX 25 News)
Brittany indicated that she will need plastic surgery to fix her ear.

Owning a Monkey is Not Illegal in Oklahoma

According to 1063theBuzz, it is not illegal to own a pet monkey in Oklahoma if a person has a wildlife license, which is $48. There are no specifically banned pets in Oklahoma if a person has a wildlife license.
Do you think it should be illegal to own certain animals as pets in Oklahoma?
Please share this article with friends and family on social media so they can be informed about this story.

Sources

Propper, David. "Monkey that nearly ripped off Oklahoma mom's ear seen charging at different homeowner." New York Post. 15 March 2023.
Smith, Sara. "'It was very traumatizing': Loose pet monkey attacks woman in Dickson." FOX 25 News. 13 March 2023.

Stryker. "Oklahoma Woman Has Ear Nearly Ripped Off by Neighbor's Pet Monkey." 1063theBuzz. 14 March 2023. 

Monday, August 15, 2011

Rise of the Planet of the Apes: Not Yo' Daddy's Monkey Business

Caesar is angry monkey! Caesar want freedom!


In the monkey movie, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, chimpanzees, apes, and gorillas alike, become smarter.

But before going any farther, the movie poster says, "Evolution becomes Revolution." In the Hollywood-movie world that may be cool, but evolution is bad science and doesn't really happen. So let's squash that bug before going any further.

Spoilers coming. (According to the University of California, spoilers don't ruin the movie to movie-goers. Read about that here.)


James Franco playing Will Rodman
Dr. Rodman, a brilliant scientist works for a cure for Alzheimer's. His dad has Alzheimer's, which is all the more reason to cure it. He works for a large corporation, and they test on chimps.

Disclaimer: I must now say that no chimps were tested on in the writing of this blog. So get off my back, PETA!

Now, the Alzheimer's tests seemed to create smarter monkeys with the first round, but only temporarily helped real humans with the disease. So the corporation canned the project after a wild chimp runs a muck and no one will now fund the project.

The CEO says to axe all of the monkeys. But one of them is pregnant. She has a baby before she is killed. His name is Caesar, and he will come under the care of Will Rodman (no relation to Dennis Rodman).

Caesar is very smart, and winds up in a chimp lockup, because he is taken away from Will. After a stay in the lockup, Caesar becomes the alpha chimp, being the smartest, and takes on the takes of freeing the apes. But wait, "chimps are stupid," and this is a direct quote from the movie. So Caesar, armed with the ability to create weapons with his opposable thumbs, runs home to Will. He finds the next batch of Alzheimers cure, and releases the gas at the chimp big house.

Monkeys have escaped! Sound the alarms. Get out your tranquilizer guns and water pistols, and dogs to hunt them down!

All the while the deadly Alzheimers 2 cure is having the reverse effect on humans. It is spreading like the plague and traveling from San Francisco to NYC, 'causing a worldwide pandemic.

This sets the stage for Monkey Movie 2.

My Thoughts:
As a pet owner, I could really relate to how hard it would be to give up a beloved pet. I think the movie did a great job with connecting with the viewer's emotions as Caesar struggled with corrupt humans and other apes.

This movie did do a great job as a prequel to the Planet of the Apes Universe. Knowing that the apes will take over in the future, it does make sense that the human population will diminish so quickly, while the monkey/ape population booms.

I wonder if they will make any more in this franchise.

And for everyone that has seen Stargate: Atlantis, Dr. Rodney McKay, is in this movie, and is the first human to catch this contagious virus from patient zero, a monkey handler. 



Where does Mark Wahlberg's movie fit into this scheme?

Here is my theory: When Mark Wahlberg followed Pericles into the space storm, he crossed over into an alternate universe, and crashes on an alternate Earth. This Earth he lands on would be in the future in the dimension in which Rise of the Planet of the Apes takes place.

Most people hated the (2001) Planet of the Apes. I think it was interesting and creepy at the same time. Humans and monkeys talking together; it is just not natural.

Not long ago, I went to the Nashville zoo, and couldn't resist putting on a monkey mask. See my Planet of the Apes picture here.